Portmanteaus

Many people worry about the state of edutainment; I'm more concerned with the current state of meducation.

Whirled Peas

Like every year, I asked Santa for World Peace.

This year I got it, but...

It says, "some assembly required."

And none of the instructions are in English....

Alien Artwork

Proof of Christo found on Mars!

Terror Alert!

What I want to know is...

How did I get on the no-fly list for guilt trips?

My eyes! My eyes!

Don't blame me if you go blind.

When Everything Seems Pointless

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
- Andre Malraux

Allow Me to Twist Your Thoughts

I will post here what I cannot keep inside my head. It will probably make yours hurt.