My Evil Twin

He's so much like me, he even has a twin like me. He puts the 'dual' in 'individual!'

Portmanteaus

Many people worry about the state of edutainment; I'm more concerned with the current state of meducation.

Whirled Peas

Like every year, I asked Santa for World Peace.

This year I got it, but...

It says, "some assembly required."

And none of the instructions are in English....